I'm a holy man minus the holiness.--E. M. Forster

(Hat tip to The Ironic Catholic"!)

Sancte Michael Archangele,

Sancte Michael Archangele, defende nos in proelio;
contra nequitiam et insidias diaboli esto praesidium.
Imperet illi Deus, supplices deprecamur:
tuque, Princeps militiae Caelestis,
satanam aliosque spiritus malignos,
qui ad perditionem animarum pervagantur in mundo,
divina virtute in infernum detrude.
Amen.

(Hat tip to The American Catholic!)

Saturday, December 5, 2009

"And People Wonder...

"And people wonder why I drink beer..." I said to the Lieutenants.

"Bill, why do you drink beer?", asked Megen, the youngest.

"Because I don't have ANY whiskey!!", I replied.

"Bill, why would you drink whiskey?", Megen continued.

"Because people are crazy!"


(Hat tip to The Catholic Cartoon Blog!)
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